reina_t_1111: News flash! News flash!
minimoniotaku: Let me guess – Naoki Yamazaki pulled his head out of his fat ass and rehired Ai Kago?
reina_t_1111: We couldn’t get that lucky. What are you doing right now?
minimoniotaku: Listening to Koharu’s new solo album. I got it in the mail today.
reina_t_1111: Sweet. Do you think it’s as good as Mitsuboshi?
minimoniotaku: Oh yeah. What’s the news, and does it concern H!P?
reina_t_1111: No, it’s not H!P-related, but I think you might get a good yuck out of this anyway. Britney Spears’ little sister is knocked up.
reina_t_1111: Linkage – http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5h6ByeoSmlUzSq7mytGzyf6Dq-GxgD8TK87IG0
minimoniotaku: Oi vey! Who does she think she is, Nozomi Tsuji?
reina_t_1111: Now, how did I know you were going to make a reference to Nono? XD
minimoniotaku: At least Nono wasn’t underage!
reina_t_1111: Yes, THANK YOU for mentioning that!
minimoniotaku: If you were Britney Spears, what would you do right now?
reina_t_1111: You mean, besides kick the shit out of my little sister, drag her to the abortion clinic by her hair, and have her boyfriend castrated?
minimoniotaku: ROFLMAOPIMP!!
reina_t_1111: Listen to this shit from the AP article: “It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected,” she said. “I was in complete and total shock and so was he.”
reina_t_1111: I read that and wanted to grab her by the shirt collar and yell, “Hello? Your boyfriend had his dick in your cunt without putting a raincoat on it first!. How is finding out that his cum found the target ‘a shock’?!?”
minimoniotaku: Bwahahahahaha!! You go, shiny gal!
reina_t_1111: P.S. to Casey Aldridge: Pulling out only works in porno movies!
minimoniotaku: I love it when you’re snarky.
reina_t_1111: Between you and Kd, I think I have a good grasp on how to pull off snarkism. 