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January, 2008

  1. The One That Will Probably Lead To CJ Getting His Ass Sued Off By Mitch Clem

    January 22, 2008 by CJ Marsicano

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    reina_t_1111: Whoops, looks like I walked into a discussion between the future newlyweds.
    minimoniotaku: Oh, good, my two favorite women finally get to meet… so to speak.
    tara_hearts_cj: And I thought all along that you were making these chats up for the worship blog.
    minimoniotaku: Aw, shit, looks like the secret’s out.
    reina_t_1111: LOL
    tara_hearts_cj: Well, since I have both of you in the same cyberplace, maybe you can both answer a question for me.
    minimoniotaku: This oughta be good.
    reina_t_1111: OK, Tara, ask away.
    tara_hearts_cj: Now, I don’t pay attention to any of this J-pop stuff, but I got to wondering…
    tara_hearts_cj: Have you noticed how nuts most of Morning Musume’s and Hello! Project’s fans are?
    reina_t_1111: Nuts?
    minimoniotaku: Crazy.
    reina_t_1111: Looney tunes? Squirrel bait?
    minimoniotaku: Yep.
    reina_t_1111: OK, being a member of Morning Musume myself, you’ll have to explain this to me, Tara.
    tara_hearts_cj: I’m under the impression that some MoMusu/H!P fans treat their favorite idol like they’re some sort of cult leader or deity or something.
    reina_t_1111: I’ve been in the band for five years and was a fan of the band for a few years beforehand, and I’ve never seen such a thing. Your thoughts, Ceej?
    minimoniotaku: Oh, Wonky Lordess, please have mercy upon my fiancee, she knows not of what she speaks.

    Category Eyecandy, Reina Tanaka | Tags: | 2 Comments

  2. Number 20… Number 20… Number 20…

    January 15, 2008 by CJ Marsicano

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    The newest installment of Reina’s CD Data column is out. Reina always looks good in a kimono (Ai Yori Aoshii flashbacks, anyone?), but this time around the Wonkylicious One has her hair in a hairdo more befitting of her traditional attire than her trademark tails. Perhaps she’s starting to phase them out now that’s she’s over 18?

    It also bears repeating: I wish someone like Paul or Jin were still translating these…

    Category Eyecandy, Reina Tanaka, Tanakamesen | Tags: | 1 Comment

  3. The One In Which Reina Hates To Break The News To Langdon, But…

    January 4, 2008 by CJ Marsicano

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    reina_t_1111: Hey Ceej. How was your New Year’s?
    minimoniotaku: I’ll send you the picture links from the party, you tell me.
    reina_t_1111: That crazy, huh?
    minimoniotaku: You could say that again.
    reina_t_1111: Speaking of crazy, did you see Langdon’s new post at YODC?
    minimoniotaku: Um, no I didn’t, I was spending the night playing old Miles Davis albums on my new turntable, why?
    reina_t_1111: I think you’d better have a look.
    minimoniotaku: *looks* What the fuck?
    reina_t_1111: I said the same thing when I saw it… in Japanese AND English.
    minimoniotaku: That bad, huh?
    reina_t_1111: Let’s just say I had to put quite a few yen in the H!P swear jar right afterward.
    minimoniotaku: ROFL!
    reina_t_1111: Do you have Langdon’s e-mail?
    minimoniotaku: Yeah, why?
    reina_t_1111: Because I need to break the bad news to him.
    minimoniotaku: You mean…
    reina_t_1111: Yeah, the news about the contractual agreement that says that I’m pledged to be your second wife if either (god forbid) you and Tara divorce, or if polygamy is decriminalized.
    minimoniotaku: If they ever did that I’d probably pull a Fela Kuti and marry all of Morning Musume!
    reina_t_1111: Just promise me that you won’t make us pose topless on an album cover like he had his wives do on Expensive Shit!
    minimoniotaku: Consider it done. ;)

    Category Eyecandy, Reina Tanaka | Tags: | 3 Comments