reina_t_1111: Hey Ceej. How was your New Year’s?
minimoniotaku: I’ll send you the picture links from the party, you tell me.
reina_t_1111: That crazy, huh?
minimoniotaku: You could say that again.
reina_t_1111: Speaking of crazy, did you see Langdon’s new post at YODC?
minimoniotaku: Um, no I didn’t, I was spending the night playing old Miles Davis albums on my new turntable, why?
reina_t_1111: I think you’d better have a look.
minimoniotaku: *looks* What the fuck?
reina_t_1111: I said the same thing when I saw it… in Japanese AND English.
minimoniotaku: That bad, huh?
reina_t_1111: Let’s just say I had to put quite a few yen in the H!P swear jar right afterward.
minimoniotaku: ROFL!
reina_t_1111: Do you have Langdon’s e-mail?
minimoniotaku: Yeah, why?
reina_t_1111: Because I need to break the bad news to him.
minimoniotaku: You mean…
reina_t_1111: Yeah, the news about the contractual agreement that says that I’m pledged to be your second wife if either (god forbid) you and Tara divorce, or if polygamy is decriminalized.
minimoniotaku: If they ever did that I’d probably pull a Fela Kuti and marry all of Morning Musume!
reina_t_1111: Just promise me that you won’t make us pose topless on an album cover like he had his wives do on Expensive Shit!
minimoniotaku: Consider it done.

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