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The One That Will Probably Lead To CJ Getting His Ass Sued Off By Jeff Dunham

February 26, 2008 by CJ Marsicano

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reina_t_1111: I see the hype is already underway for the new photobook.
minimoniotaku: You can say that again.
reina_t_1111: I gather my American fanbase – and I’m asking you because well, duh, you’re part of it – is excited about it?
minimoniotaku: I would like to think they’d get excited about anything involving you.
reina_t_1111: You’re too kind. :)
minimoniotaku: Any picture of you in a bikini or bathing suit makes this shitty winter weather a little more bearable.
reina_t_1111: Yeah, well, the person who made the above statement also likes seeing me in kimonos, so I should think it doesn’t matter to you what I wear during a photo shoot.
minimoniotaku: Perhaps not. So, what are you doing up so early in the morning today?
reina_t_1111: You’re one to talk. You’re on IM during work hours again. Usually you don’t turn IM on unless you’re home at night and taking a break from writing.
minimoniotaku: Yeah, but it’s almost 3 PM here on the East Coast. It’s almost 5 in the morning in Tokyo.
reina_t_1111: So?
minimoniotaku: ‘Fess up, Reina. Why are you up so damn early?
reina_t_1111: Because your favorite MoMusu is wired for sound right now.
minimoniotaku: Huh?
reina_t_1111: Too much Starbucks. Coffee-coffee-coffee! *teeth grinding*
minimoniotaku: Since when do you drink coffee late at night?
reina_t_1111: OK, I’ll admit it. It was crack.
minimoniotaku: REINA!!! You did not do crack!
reina_t_1111: OK, then you did.
minimoniotaku: I’ve never done a drug in my life and neither did you!
reina_t_1111: Are you sure?
minimoniotaku: Positively!
reina_t_1111: Because it sure seems like one of us did *teeth grinding*
minimoniotaku: *rolls eyes*
reina_t_1111: Are you sure you’ve never done drugs?
minimoniotaku: Absolutely.
reina_t_1111: Never dropped acid?
minimoniotaku: Never!
reina_t_1111: Never did speed?
minimoniotaku: No!
reina_t_1111: Never smoked pot?
minimoniotaku: NO!
reina_t_1111: Well then, how the fuck do you come up with these dialogues with ME?!?
minimoniotaku: Not enough Starbucks.
reina_t_1111: *headdesk*


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