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October, 2008

  1. The One Where Reina Gets Her Keith Olbermann On

    October 7, 2008 by CJ Marsicano

    reina_t_1111: Hey, you’re registered to vote, right, Ceej?
    minimoniotaku: Registered since I was 19 years old, a Democrat with Green leanings, and I’ve never missed a general election in my entire voting life.
    reina_t_1111: You been watching the debates?
    minimoniotaku: With great intrest.
    reina_t_1111: So you saw the Vice-Presidential debate between Joe Biden and Sarah Palin last Thursday.
    minimoniotaku: Yep. I was texting back and forth with Vee about it.
    reina_t_1111: Good, ’cause I’ve got a few bones to pick with that bitch Sarah Palin.
    minimoniotaku:
    Uh-oh. Good thing I’m a leftie. :)
    reina_t_1111: You saw her try to flirt with the entire viewing audience, right?
    minimoniotaku: Believe me, Reina, I tried my goddamndest not to look at her. Listening to her talk around the questions was painful enough.
    reina_t_1111: Yeah, I guess she must be sponsored by DODGE, huh?
    minimoniotaku: Ha! Good one!
    reina_t_1111: I have another good reason to gun for her: Miss Mooseburger Breath stole my wink!
    minimoniotaku: Should I duck out of the way while you fire shrapnel in Alaska’s direction?
    reina_t_1111: Oh, her stealing my wink is just the tip of the iceburg. Why the hell would the Republicans think McCain having a woman VP candidate would attract the Hillary Clinton voters?
    minimoniotaku: You forget, the Republicans are the same party that think giving tax breaks to the rich will stimulate the economy.
    reina_t_1111: Well, they call it the trickle-down theory, but it’s really the filthy rich pissing on everyone else. You want my honest opinion about Sarah Palin?
    minimoniotaku: Please.
    reina_t_1111: She shouldn’t be calling herself a woman, period.
    minimoniotaku: Incoming rant acknowleged, Ms. Tanaka. The floor is yours.
    reina_t_1111: I’ll be blunt and brief: Sarah Palin is an insult to women all over the planet. She’s so goddamned anti-woman in her positions that she should just turn in her vagina!
    minimoniotaku: Hear hear!
    reina_t_1111: Hey, what are the polls saying lately? I haven’t had a chance to check.
    minimoniotaku: Obama is still ahead by a substantial margin. In fact, McCain is losing more ground than a flooding island.
    reina_t_1111: Good to hear. My flat’s not ready to have you and Tara emigrate here in the case of a “third Bush term”. ;)
    minimoniotaku: Agreed.
    reina_t_1111: Hey, do you think Sarah Palin can see Japan from her house in Alaska, too?
    minimoniotaku: She probably thinks she can see the whole world from her front porch.
    reina_t_1111: Good, ’cause I want to stick my ass out of my apartment window so I can moon her.